Litigation Liability
litigation liability
do to the fact that you can now return your empty liquor bottles they are putting things on to read?
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all alcoholic beverage containers:
1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your bra.
2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friend over and over again that you love them.
5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
lol pretty good! 8/10
